Quotes of the ladies of Sex and the City

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By LedToolZ

Sex and the City has been my favorite show since I was in high school. I've seen every episode so many times I know them like the back of my hand, yet I'm not tired of them. I still laugh, smile and cry. I love it! Each of these women have their own story and are amazing, as well as, the humor Sex and the City brings. I decided to create a "My Favorite Quotes" page just for fun and to share some of their hilarious, smart, and the "make you think" comments that have come out the these women's mouths. Keep on reading and share a laugh with me!

"Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?" *Carrie*

"F*ck me badly once, shame on you. F*ck me badly twice, shame on me." *Samantha*

"A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man" *Miranda*

"He raped my face! I'm never seeing him again!" *Charlotte*


"In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?" *Carrie*

"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs like their balls...because they can." *Samantha*

"Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality." *Miranda*

"Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town, always open." *Charlotte*

"When a relationship dies do we ever really give up the ghost or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?" *Carrie*

"The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look at what happened with Nixon...no one wanted to f*ck him, so he f*cked everyone." *Samantha*

"He has one ball and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception." *Miranda*

"Sex can still be great, even with out an orgasm." *Charlotte*

"Can you really forgive if you can't forget?" *Carrie*

"I'm a trisexual, I'll try anything once." *Samantha*

"In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person." *Miranda*

"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?" *Charlotte*

"When it comes to life and love, why doe we believe our worst reviews?" *Carrie*

"A guy can easily dump you if you f*ck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth." *Samantha*

"Your good friend Miranda as just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic." *Miranda*

"Don't you ever just wanna be really pounded hard, you know? Like when the bed is moving all around, and its all sweaty, and your head is knocking up against the headboard, and you feel like it might just blow off. DAMNIT - I just really wanna be f*cked, you know? Just really f*cked..." *Charlotte*

"What ultimately defines a relationship, is another relationship." *Carrie*

"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel." *Samantha*

"I have low self-esteem, but I express it in a healthy way by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos." *Miranda*

"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them." *Charlotte*

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Eric Prado profile image

Eric Prado Level 1 Commenter 14 months ago

I LOVED this hub! Sex And the City was one of my all time favs! =)

LedToolZ profile image

LedToolZ Hub Author 14 months ago

Thank you! Mine too!!! Ive seen every episode a million times and im still addicted...lol

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